Muskegon Lumberjacks

26

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.

(He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.)

I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on hockey clothing
And hang around in bars.

(He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on hockey clothing
And hangs around in bars.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.)

I'm missing teeth. My beard is long.
I look like a sasqutach.
My legs and feet are missing.
You can not see my crotch.

(He's missing teeth. His beard is long.
He looks like a sasquatch.
His legs and feet are missing.
You can not see his crotch.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.)

My stick's too short and really curved.
The blade's end, it is broke.
And in the playoffs last year,
My team completely choked.

(His stick's too short and really curved.
The blade end it is broke.
And in the playoffs last year,
His team completely choked.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.)

I used to be a tornado,
The team has changed its name.
The old name was retarded,
The new's almost as lame.

(He used to be a tornado,
The team has changed its name.
The old name was retarded,
The new's almost as lame.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.)

NOTE: Jordan Hunt informs me that the "Lumberjacks" name comes from the fact that the city's first major industry was lumber, meaning that the name earns the "Local" bonus. A bit of research on my part confirms this, so the Lumberjacks' score has been modified accordingly. Thanks to Jordan for bringing this to my attention.

Final Score: 26 points.
Penalties: Cartoon, 17, pts; Name-Logo, 2 pts; Equip-Logo, 5 pts; Yucky-Logo, 5 pts.
Bonuses: Local, -3 pts.