Teams with asterisks are not yet posted

Aberdeen IronBirds*
Acereros del Norte
Águila de Veracruz
Aigles de Trois-Rivières
Akron RubberDucks
Albuquerque Isotopes
Algodoneros de Unión Laguna
Altoona Curve
Amarillo Sod Poodles
Arkansas Travelers
Asheville Tourists
Augusta GreenJackets
Beloit Sky Carp*
Billings Mustangs
Biloxi Shuckers
Binghamton Rumble Ponies
Birmingham Barons
Boise Hawks
Bowie Baysox
Bowling Green Hot Rods
Bradenton Marauders
Bravos de León
Brooklyn Cyclones
Buffalo Bisons
Capitales de Quebec
Carolina Mudcats
Cedar Rapids Kernels
Charleston Dirty Birds
Charleston RiverDogs
Charlotte Knights
Charros de Jalisco*
Chattanooga Lookouts
Chicago Dogs
Clearwater Threshers
Cleburne Railroaders
Columbia Fireflies
Columbus Clippers
Conspiradores de Querétaro*
Corpus Christi Hooks
Dayton Dragons
Daytona Tortugas
Delmarva Shorebirds
Diablos Rojos del México
Dorados de Chihuahua*
Down East Wood Ducks
Dunedin Blue Jays
Durham Bulls
El Paso Chihuahuas
Empire State Greys*
Erie SeaWolves
Eugene Emeralds
Evansville Otters*
Everett AquaSox
Fargo-Moorhead RedHawks
Fayetteville Woodpeckers
Florence Y'Alls
Fort Myers Mighty Mussels
Fort Wayne TinCaps
Fredericksburg Nationals
Fresno Grizzlies
Frisco RoughRiders
Gary SouthShore RailCats
Gastonia Baseball Club*
Gateway Grizzlies
Generales de Durango
Glacier Range Riders
Grand Junction Jackalopes
Great Falls Voyagers
Great Lakes Loons*
Greensboro Grasshoppers*
Greenville Drive
Guerreros de Oaxaca
Gwinnett Stripers
Hagerstown Flying Boxcars*
Harrisburg Senators
Hartford Yard Goats
Hickory Crawdads
High Point Rockers
Hillsboro Hops
Hudson Valley Renegades
Idaho Falls Chukars
Indianapolis Indians
Inland Empire 66ers of San

Iowa Cubs
Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp
Jersey Shore BlueClaws*
Joliet Slammers
Jupiter Hammerheads
Kannapolis Cannon Ballers
Kansas City Monarchs
Lake County Captains
Lake Country DockHounds
Lake Elsinore Storm
Lake Erie Crushers
Lakeland Flying Tigers
Lancaster Stormers*
Lansing Lugnuts
Las Vegas Aviators
Lehigh Valley IronPigs
Leones de Yucatán
Lexington Legends
Lincoln Saltdogs*
Long Island Ducks
Louisville Bats
Lynchburg Hillcats
Memphis Redbirds
Midland RockHounds
Milwaukee Milkmen
Mississippi Braves
Missoula Paddleheads
Modesto Nuts
Montgomery Biscuits
Myrtle Beach Pelicans
Nashville Sounds
New England Knockouts*
New Hampshire Fisher Cats
New Jersey Jackals
New York Boulders
Norfolk Tides
Northern Colorado Owlz
Northwest Arkansas Naturals*
Oakland Ballers
Ogden Raptors
Oklahoma City Baseball Club*
Olmecas de Tabasco
Omaha Storm Chasers
Ottawa Titans
Palm Beach Cardinals
Pensacola Blue Wahoos
Peoria Chiefs
Pericos de Puebla
Piratas de Campeche
Portland Sea Dogs
Quad City River Bandits
Rancho Cucamonga Quakes
Reading Fightin Phils
Reno Aces
Richmond Flying Squirrels
Rieleros de Aguascalientes
Rochester Red Wings
Rocket City Trash Pandas
Rocky Mountain Vibes
Rome Emperors*
Round Rock Express
Sacramento River Cats
Salem Red Sox
Salt Lake Bees
San Antonio Missions
San Jose Giants
Saraperos de Saltillo
Schaumburg Boomers
Scranton/Wilkes-Barre RailRiders
Sioux City Explorers
Sioux Falls Canaries
Somerset Patriots
South Bend Cubs
Southern Maryland Blue Crabs
Spokane Indians
Springfield Cardinals
St. Lucie Mets
St. Paul Saints
Staten Island FerryHawks
Stockton Ports
Sugar Land Skeeters
Sultanes de Monterrey
Sussex County Miners*
Syracuse Mets
Tacoma Rainiers
Tampa Tarpons
Tecolotes de los Dos Laredos
Tennessee Smokies
Tigres de Quintana Roo
Toledo Mud Hens
Toros de Tijuana
Tri-City Dust Devils
Tri-City ValleyCats
Vancouver Canadians
Visalia Rawhide
Washington Wild Things
West Michigan Whitecaps
Wichita Wind Surge
Wilmington Blue Rocks
Windy City Thunderbolts
Winnipeg Goldeyes
Winston-Salem Dash
Wisconsin Timber Rattlers
Worcester Red Sox*
Yolo High Wheelers
York Revolution
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Posted 2019 August 10

If you're not a golf fan, you may not understand this name. Augusta, Georgia is home to the Masters, which is one of the four big professional golf tournaments. For some reason, the winner of the Masters is awarded a green jacket. I'd tell you why, but I don't know. As best as I can determine there's not an equivalent tradition for any of the other major golf tournaments. But for some reason, it's a really big deal. There's all these rules about it. For exmaple, the jacket is supposedly the personal property of the winner, but you're required to return it to the tournament after you've had it for a year. And even if you win again, you don't get to keep it for the next year. That's not precisely my idea of personal property, but I don't play golf, so what do I know? Other than better things to do than play golf, I mean. Anyway, you do get to wear the jacket around the course should you ever go back to the golf club that hosts the tournament for a visit. But what happens if two champions visit at the same time? Isn't it a faux pas to have the same outfit? Oh well, it's not like golfers are known for their fashion sense. Which, now that I think about it, is probably why they get a green jacket instead of some more sensible color like navy blue or charcoal grey.

Oh, and remember how I said you're required to return your jacket after a year? Apparently enforcement on that's a little lax. I say that because one of these jackets (or at least a convincing counterfeit) was found back in 1994 at a thrift store in Toronto, and someone bought the thing for a fiver and held onto it until a couple of years go, at which point they put it up for auction and the damn thing sold for US$139,000. I should point out that the Augusta National Golf Club (the club that hosts the Masters) confirmed its authenticity, although I'm skeptical because it's not like they were going to admit someone made a fake that looked that real. But still. Nearly a hundred and fifty grand for a freaking blazer. They don't even know whose it was. And what can you even do with it? You can't wear it in public for fear that a couple of tough-looking guys with golf clubs will show up and beat the crap out of you for wearing someone's personal property outside the golf club. I mean, I'm not criticizing the guy who sold it; more power to them. But whoever bought it...well, let's just say I'm not going to feel much sympathy if they show up one day with bruises the shape of a three-wood head.

Logos for the baseball team have generally featured a bee-like insect of some sort, usually wearing a green jacket. But the most recent logo does away with that. Instead, the insect itself is green. That could of course lead to jokes about the Green Hornet, so they countered that by making an unmistakeable golf reference in the logo: the insect is wearing a Tam O'Shanter. As you can see, it looks fairly ridiculous. Less ridiculous than I would have expected, but still fairly ridiculous. I would point out that golfers don't really wear Tam O'Shanters anymore, but it's not really worth it. Anyway, if you discount that, then the logo is devoid of any reference to any sport — no golf equipment, no baseball equipment; no anything aside from a bee/hornet/wasp/something and a Scottish hat. There's an elegance there that I can respect. Of course, the steroidal humanoid arms and the Tam O'Shantern conspire to make the whole thing look goofy, but it's an elegant kind of goofy. Which, now that I think about it, is probably the perfect description of golf.

Final Score: 109 points.
Penalties: Wordplay, 23 pts; Software, 27 pts; Compound, 34 pts; Humanoid, 30 pts; Name, 10 pts.
Bonuses: Local, -6 pts; Graphic, -9 pts.

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