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Aberdeen IronBirds*
Acereros del Norte
Águila de Veracruz
Aigles de Trois-Rivières
Akron RubberDucks
Albuquerque Isotopes
Algodoneros de Unión Laguna
Altoona Curve
Amarillo Sod Poodles
Arkansas Travelers
Asheville Tourists
Augusta GreenJackets
Beloit Sky Carp*
Billings Mustangs
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Binghamton Rumble Ponies
Birmingham Barons
Boise Hawks
Bowie Baysox
Bowling Green Hot Rods
Bradenton Marauders
Bravos de León
Brooklyn Cyclones
Buffalo Bisons
Capitales de Quebec
Carolina Mudcats
Cedar Rapids Kernels
Charleston Dirty Birds
Charleston RiverDogs
Charlotte Knights
Charros de Jalisco*
Chattanooga Lookouts
Chicago Dogs
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Cleburne Railroaders
Columbia Fireflies
Columbus Clippers
Conspiradores de Querétaro*
Corpus Christi Hooks
Dayton Dragons
Daytona Tortugas
Delmarva Shorebirds
Diablos Rojos del México
Dorados de Chihuahua*
Down East Wood Ducks
Dunedin Blue Jays
Durham Bulls
El Paso Chihuahuas
Empire State Greys*
Erie SeaWolves
Eugene Emeralds
Evansville Otters*
Everett AquaSox
Fargo-Moorhead RedHawks
Fayetteville Woodpeckers
Florence Y'Alls
Fort Myers Mighty Mussels
Fort Wayne TinCaps
Fredericksburg Nationals
Fresno Grizzlies
Frisco RoughRiders
Gary SouthShore RailCats
Gastonia Baseball Club*
Gateway Grizzlies
Generales de Durango
Glacier Range Riders
Grand Junction Jackalopes
Great Falls Voyagers
Great Lakes Loons*
Greensboro Grasshoppers*
Greenville Drive
Guerreros de Oaxaca
Gwinnett Stripers
Hagerstown Flying Boxcars*
Harrisburg Senators
Hartford Yard Goats
Hickory Crawdads
High Point Rockers
Hillsboro Hops
Hudson Valley Renegades
Idaho Falls Chukars
Indianapolis Indians
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Iowa Cubs
Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp
Jersey Shore BlueClaws*
Joliet Slammers
Jupiter Hammerheads
Kannapolis Cannon Ballers
Kansas City Monarchs
Lake County Captains
Lake Country DockHounds
Lake Elsinore Storm
Lake Erie Crushers
Lakeland Flying Tigers
Lancaster Stormers*
Lansing Lugnuts
Las Vegas Aviators
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Leones de Yucatán
Lexington Legends
Lincoln Saltdogs*
Long Island Ducks
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Memphis Redbirds
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Milwaukee Milkmen
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Modesto Nuts
Montgomery Biscuits
Myrtle Beach Pelicans
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New England Knockouts*
New Hampshire Fisher Cats
New Jersey Jackals
New York Boulders
Norfolk Tides
Northern Colorado Owlz
Northwest Arkansas Naturals*
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Oklahoma City Baseball Club*
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Ottawa Titans
Palm Beach Cardinals
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Peoria Chiefs
Pericos de Puebla
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Portland Sea Dogs
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Reading Fightin Phils
Reno Aces
Richmond Flying Squirrels
Rieleros de Aguascalientes
Rochester Red Wings
Rocket City Trash Pandas
Rocky Mountain Vibes
Rome Emperors*
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Sacramento River Cats
Salem Red Sox
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Stockton Ports
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Sussex County Miners*
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Tacoma Rainiers
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Tecolotes de los Dos Laredos
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Toros de Tijuana
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York Revolution
Asheville Tourists 85

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Posted 2017 September 3

You might guess that with a baseball team called the Tourists, Asheville is probably some small town which is totally dependent on tourism for its economic revenue and thus named the baseball team after the outsiders who keep the city afloat. No. The city is one of the larger ones in North Carolina, and has plenty of economic activity that has nothing to do with tourism. As for the name, that's one of those century-old, reporter-given nicknames that the early days of baseball saw so much of, and it actually came from the fact that there were no local players on the team at the time (I'm not sure if that was actually all that unusual back then, but since this was before the "farm system" that predominates today, it might have been). The team in Asheville was officially known at that time as the Asheville Mountaineers, and one of the local sportwriters commented that the players weren't actually mountaineers, but rather "just a bunch of tourists". The name stuck. It stuck so hard, in fact, that when that team folded in 1917, the next team to come to town (in 1924) adopted the name for its second season. And when that team folded in 1932, the next team to come to town (in 1934) also adopted that name. And when that team folded...okay, you get the idea. Lots of teams have played in Asheville, and in all that time there's only been five or six seasons where the team in Asheville wasn't called the Tourists.

Mind you, I'm not saying that there isn't a lot of tourism in Asheville. I said it had plenty of economic activity that wasn't based on tourism. But it has a crap-ton of tourism as well. In fact, my wife and I have been there three or four times over the past few years, and are planning to go again. Oh no, I hear you say. Is he going to start talking about stuff from his vacations like he did last week? Don't worry. For one thing, Asheville doesn't have anything nearly as ridiculous as Nashville's Parthenon. And I'm not going to start turning into some kind of travel guide telling you all the things you can/should/must do in Asheville. In fact, I'm going to do you a favor and tell you what not to bother with in Asheville. That would be the Biltmore House. The Biltmore House was built for George Washington Vanderbilt, and it was the largest private residence in the world at one time. It may still be, actually — there's plenty of material that makes that claim in the present tense, but I couldn't find any evidence that anyone actually still lives there. And when you've got tourists coming in seven days a week to gawk, can it really still be said to be a private residence? Anyway, it's not worth it. Don't get me wrong: it's interesting, and if the cost to visit it was reasonable I'd tell you to check it out. But the cost to visit isn't reasonable. A one-day ticket costs $65, and at peak times of the year goes up to $75. All this for a house whose history basically boils down to "This guy made a shit-ton of money and one of his sons took a bunch of that money and built a big-ass house." By comparison, you can go up to Charlottesville, Virginia and visit Monticello (Thomas Jefferon's home), Montpelier (James Madison's home), and Ash Lawn (James Monroe's home), and all three combined cost $64. Each one of those houses has more history going on than Biltmore, so when you combine all three it's a bit of a no-brainer if you ask me. Also, none of the three look as gaudy as Biltmore does.

But enough of that. Let's get back to the name and logo. You may be wondering why the main feature of the logo is a moon. More generally, you may wonder why the main feature of the logo isn't a tourist. That part's obvious if you ask me. Picture a tourist, and ask yourself if you want to see that in a logo. Okay, so now you understand where there's no tourist in the logo. But still, why a moon? Well, that actually goes back to one of the teams in Asheville before the Tourists. The very first team in town was called the Asheville Moonshiners. And the team decided to pay homage to that first team by putting the moon in the logo. (Why the moon and not a moonshiner? See my explanation for why it's not a tourist.)

So we've got a team name that makes reference to most of the previous teams in town, and a logo that makes reference to one of the few previous teams that the name doesn't make reference to. Not the most forward-looking approach, you might say. I'm fine with that. If it's forward-looking you want, baseball probably isn't the best place to be looking in the first place. Instead you should go downtown and see—

Oh, wait. I said I wasn't going to do that. So I'll just say if you're ever in Asheville you check out downtown. It's a good place to be an Asheville tourist.

Final Score: 85 points.
Penalties: Script, 7 pts; Scenery, 11 pts; Equipment, 13 pts; Diamond, 16 points; Irrelevance, 39 pts.
Bonuses: None.

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