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Aberdeen IronBirds
Acereros del Norte
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Algodoneros de Unión Laguna
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Amarillo Sod Poodles
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Bradenton Marauders
Bravos de León
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Carolina Mudcats
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Charleston Dirty Birds*
Charleston RiverDogs
Charlotte Knights
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Cleburne Railroaders
Columbia Fireflies*
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Corpus Christi Hooks
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Delmarva Shorebirds
Diablos Rojos del México
Down East Wood Ducks
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Durham Bulls
El Paso Chihuahuas
Erie SeaWolves
Eugene Emeralds
Evansville Otters*
Everett AquaSox
Fargo-Moorhead RedHawks
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Florence Y'Alls
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Fredericksburg Nationals*
Fresno Grizzlies
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Frontier Greys*
Gary SouthShore RailCats
Gastonia Honey Hunters
Gateway Grizzlies
Generales de Durango
Glacier Range Riders*
Grand Junction Rockies
Great Falls Voyagers
Great Lakes Loons
Greensboro Grasshoppers
Greenville Drive
Guerreros de Oaxaca
Gwinnett Stripers
Harrisburg Senators
Hartford Yard Goats
Hickory Crawdads
High Point Rockers
Hillsboro Hops
Hudson Valley Renegades
Idaho Falls Chukars
Indianapolis Indians
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Iowa Cubs
Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp
Jersey Shore BlueClaws*
Joliet Slammers
Jupiter Hammerheads
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Kannapolis Cannon Ballers
Kansas City Monarchs
Lake County Captains
Lake Country Dockhounds*
Lake Elsinore Storm
Lake Erie Crushers
Lakeland Flying Tigers
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Lansing Lugnuts
Las Vegas Aviators
Lehigh Valley IronPigs
Leones de Yucatán
Lexington Legends
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Long Island Ducks
Louisville Bats
Lynchburg Hillcats
Mariachis de Guadalajara*
Memphis Redbirds
Midland RockHounds*
Milwaukee Milkmen
Mississippi Braves
Missoula Paddleheads*
Modesto Nuts
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Nashville Sounds*
New Hampshire Fisher Cats
New Jersey Jackals*
New York Boulders
Norfolk Tides
Northern Colorado Owlz
Northwest Arkansas Naturals
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Oklahoma City Dodgers
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Ottawa Titans*
Palm Beach Cardinals
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Peoria Chiefs
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Portland Sea Dogs
Quad City River Bandits
Rancho Cucamonga Quakes
Reading Fightin Phils
Reno Aces
Richmond Flying Squirrels
Rieleros de Aguascalientes
Rochester Red Wings
Rocket City Trash Pandas*
Rocky Mountain Vibes
Rome Braves
Round Rock Express
Sacramento River Cats
Salem Red Sox
Salt Lake Bees
San Antonio Missions
San Jose Giants
Saraperos de Saltillo
Schaumburg Boomers
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Somerset Patriots
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Stockton Ports
Sugar Land Skeeters
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Tacoma Rainiers
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Tecolotes de los Dos Laredos*
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Trenton Thunder
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Visalia Rawhide
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Wichita Wind Surge
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Winnipeg Goldeyes*
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Worcester Red Sox*
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Frederick Keys 59

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Posted 2018 July 19

If I'm being honest with myself, I have to admit that this name has grown on me just in the short time I've been working on this review.

First, let's just talk about the sound of the team name. At first I thought it was dumb. Who names a team after the little piece of metal you use to open a lock? I was toying with making a joke about "I've got keys, which jingle jangle jingle". But I eventually saw the elegance in the name. It's three simple sounds: a nice, sharp /k/ to start the name off with a punch, followed by an /i/ and a nice, soft /z/ to end it. It's the verbal equivalent of a logo made out of a couple of simple elements, like Mercedes or Nike or CBS. Logos like that may have a meaning or may be meaningless, but either way they make an impact. Sports has some names like that, too. Consider "Mets", for example. Yes, "Mets" is short for "Metropolitans", but nobody actually thinks of it that way. "Mets" is simply a short, memorable name for a team. A similar principle explains why names like "Reds" and "Cubs" work as well as they do despite the fact that if you actually think about them, the image they conjure isn't actually compelling. The image doesn't need to be compelling, because the very sound of the word is. The same can be said of a lot of nicknames for teams, from baseball's O's to football's Bucs to hockey's Habs.

Adding to this is the actual origin of the name, which is quite clever. The team is named after Francis Scott Key. You may not know this (I didn't), but Key was born in Frederick. And he is famous for what he did in Baltimore. Have I mentioned yet that the Keys are a single-A farm team for the Orioles? In other words, the players are hoping to do what Francis Scott Key did: start off in Frederick and go on to find fame in Baltimore. I like that.

And by now the logo should make sense to you in a way that it probably didn't before. Why does a team named after lock-openers have fireworks in the logo? Because the team isn't named after lock-openers, and because those aren't actually fireworks so much as they are emblems of "the rockets' red glare". Yes, I know the glare in the logo isn't actually red. Don't overthink it. That's my job.

That's not to say there aren't some problems with the logo. Do we really need the baseballs? Do we really need the word "baseball" for that matter?. But it's a nice way of representing the person the team is named after while again working a reference to Baltimore in. There's a lot of subtle cleverness in all of this. I wish more teams could do the same.

Final Score: 59 points.
Penalties: Equipment (doubly egregious), 42 pts; Diamond, 16 pts; Obvious, 17 pts.
Bonuses: Name, -10 pts; Local, -6 pts.

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