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Notice: All logos on this page are included within the parameters of 17 U.S.C. § 107, which states that the reproduction of a copyrighted work for purposes of criticism and/or comment is not an infringement of copyright. No challenge to the copyrights of these logos is intended by their inclusion here. Posted 2013 July 5 Are you familiar with the "80/20 rule"? For those who aren't, it says that for many events, 80% of the effects come from 20% of the causes. For example, for most businesses, 20% of the customers account for 80% of the business, and 20% of the company's product line will account for 80% of the business. Microsoft has stated that 20% of bugs account for 80% of computer crashes. The rule finds its way into other realms, too: the richest 20% of the population in the United States possesses slightly over 80% of the wealth. I was thinking about this rule when I looked at the name Jamestown Jammers. It's subtle (or at least it would be if not for the logo), but the name "Jammers" comes from the fact that western New York is one of the largest producers of grapes. (If you don't get it, think about PB&J sandwiches.) This team is names after a plant. That's fairly rare. And since it turns out that this is the one hundredth baseball review I've posted, I decided to see if this was the first (it's not). And that got me thinking about how the vast majority of team names come from just a few categories. And the next thing you know, I was going full-bore OCD and categorizing all of the teams that had been reviewed. Here's what I came up with:
You might quibble with precisely how I categorized a few of these, but hopefully you'll agree that I wasn't completely off the base more than a few times. Now, some quick counting will show us that there are 12 categories (including "Uncategorizable"). And if you take the three biggest categories, you'll find that they account for exactly 80 teams. I know that this is more of a 25/80 rule than a 20/80 rule, but it's still pretty close. Furthermore, you can subcategorize the various animals into mammals, birds, fish, reptiles, insects, crustaceans, and mythical animals; the two biggest categories account for 35 of the 46 teams. Again, not exactly an 80/20 rule, but pretty darned close. On the one hand, it's a little disappointing that so many team names come from such a narrow range of possibilities. I understand why, to an extent: as I've said before, team names are a totem of sorts, and more often than not totems were animals. On the other hand, there's a fair amount of creativity in the other categories, is there not? Clothing, Plants, Machinery...even when the exact names don't really work all that well (and I don't think anyone's going to seriously claim that "Lugnuts" works), you have to respect the willingness to stray away from the obvious categories of animals, people, and natural forces.
Oh, well. It's not like they should listen to me, is it? I mean, you saw my first suggestion. They should probably call me up, let me brainstorm for a few minutes, and then make certain they never use any of my ideas. This is your brain, people, and this is your brain on progressive rock.
Final Score: 216 points.
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