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Aberdeen IronBirds*
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Algodoneros de Unión Laguna
Altoona Curve
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Bradenton Marauders
Bravos de León
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Buffalo Bisons
Capitales de Quebec
Carolina Mudcats
Cedar Rapids Kernels
Charleston Dirty Birds*
Charleston RiverDogs
Charlotte Knights
Chattanooga Lookouts
Chicago Dogs
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Cleburne Railroaders
Columbia Fireflies
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Corpus Christi Hooks
Dayton Dragons
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Delmarva Shorebirds
Diablos Rojos del México
Down East Wood Ducks
Dunedin Blue Jays
Durham Bulls
El Paso Chihuahuas
Erie SeaWolves
Eugene Emeralds
Evansville Otters*
Everett AquaSox
Fargo-Moorhead RedHawks
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Florence Y'Alls
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Fredericksburg Nationals*
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Frontier Greys*
Gary SouthShore RailCats
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Gateway Grizzlies
Generales de Durango
Glacier Range Riders*
Grand Junction Rockies
Great Falls Voyagers
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Greenville Drive
Guerreros de Oaxaca
Gwinnett Stripers
Harrisburg Senators
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Hickory Crawdads
High Point Rockers
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Hudson Valley Renegades
Idaho Falls Chukars
Indianapolis Indians
Inland Empire 66ers of San

Iowa Cubs
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Jersey Shore BlueClaws*
Joliet Slammers
Jupiter Hammerheads
Kane County Cougars*
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Kansas City Monarchs
Lake County Captains
Lake Country Dockhounds*
Lake Elsinore Storm
Lake Erie Crushers
Lakeland Flying Tigers
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Lansing Lugnuts
Las Vegas Aviators
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Leones de Yucatán
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Mariachis de Guadalajara
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Milwaukee Milkmen
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Modesto Nuts
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New Hampshire Fisher Cats
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New York Boulders
Norfolk Tides
Northern Colorado Owlz
Northwest Arkansas Naturals
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Oklahoma City Dodgers
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Ottawa Titans*
Palm Beach Cardinals
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Peoria Chiefs
Pericos de Puebla
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Portland Sea Dogs
Quad City River Bandits
Rancho Cucamonga Quakes
Reading Fightin Phils
Reno Aces
Richmond Flying Squirrels
Rieleros de Aguascalientes
Rochester Red Wings
Rocket City Trash Pandas*
Rocky Mountain Vibes
Rome Braves
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Sacramento River Cats
Salem Red Sox
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San Antonio Missions
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Posted 2013 May 12

Just so we're clear on this, the team's name is not Salty Dogs. The team's name is Saltdogs — no y, no space. The "salt" part of the name comes from the fact that there are salt flats nearby. The "dog" part comes, I assume, from the fact that dogs are cute and cuddly. At least mine is. Yours may not be, in which case you bought the wrong dog.

I did a web search to see if there is a specific meaning to the term "salt dog" (as opposed to "salty dog"). Most of what I found, predictably, had to do with the phrase "salty dog". Of the ones that weren't, the first was the SaltDogg, apparently a contraption you use to spread salt on a road, sidewalk, whatever. They range in size from massive spreaders intended for sale to cities and towns all the way down to little two-wheeled push spreaders that you would presumably use on the walkway from your house to your car. I'd say that I have no need for such things since I live in North Carolina, but the truth is one of these would actually come in handy for me. Raleigh isn't exactly Fairbanks in terms of snowfall, but we do get some, and even a tiny amount of snow can trap me in my neighborhood because there's a hill I have to drive up to get out of my subdivision. For those of you who live up north and are thinking "I can drive up a snowy hill!", that's not going to help you any. I can drive up a snowy hill, too. What I can not do — and neither can you nor much of anybody else — is drive up an icy hill. And if it snows around here, it will get above freezing and the snow will melt just a bit and it will drop below freezing later on and the snow will turn into a sheet of ice in fairly short order. Those of us who live in houses along this hill have gotten into the habit of standing or sitting on our front porches on snowy days, watching cars try to make it up the hill. They usually don't. We're not doing this to laugh at them, however. We do laugh if they can't make it, but that's not why we're doing this. We're doing this because we want to find out if it's possible to get out yet because we're all getting a little stir crazy and want to get out of the neighborhood. And yes, we could simply try it ourselves, but we're not about to, because there are all these assholes standing on their porches laughing at any who tries to get out and fails, and we don't want to put up with us, I mean, them.

The second salt-not-salty dog site that comes up is for a gun store in Mississippi, and this is going to be a very short paragraph because I know better than to make fun of Southerners with guns.

The third is a family-owned company that makes dog collars and is located on the coast of England not too far from the town of Canterbury. I could spend all day playing on that website, because my wife and I are always looking for new collars to get for our dog. We rarely actually buy any, mind you, because we almost never agree on what would look good on him. There's one particular website we check often, and it's pretty much a given that if one of us loves a collar then the other won't like it. In fact, the last time we agreed on one, it turned out they were out of stock and couldn't get the fabric anymore. I'd stop writing this review and spend the next hour or two looking at the collars on this site, but a) I need to get this review done, b) the prices would be kind of high after you factor in the exchange rate and international shipping, and c) they're not the right kind of collar anyway (greyhounds generally need a specific kind of collar owing to the fact that their necks are bigger than their heads). Fortunately I'm not the easily distracted type, or else I'd probably

◊ ◊ ◊ Three days later ◊ ◊ ◊

The logo is a fairly no-frills logo for a team with the word "dogs" in its name. There's a dog's head, a baseball, and the team name. About the only "value added" aspect of this logo is the placement of the ball. That dog is approximately one tenth of a second away from finding it almost impossible to breathe. Whoever threw that pitch should be ashamed of themself. But it does add a bit of drama to an otherwise drab logo, and since no real animals were harmed in the making of this logo, I'm inclined to let them off the hook. But just this once.

Final Score: 57 points.
Penalties: Compound, 34 pts; Equipment, 13 pts; Name, 10 pts.
Bonuses: None.

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