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Aberdeen IronBirds*
Acereros del Norte
Águila de Veracruz
Aigles de Trois-Rivières
Akron RubberDucks
Albuquerque Isotopes
Algodoneros de Unión Laguna
Altoona Curve
Amarillo Sod Poodles
Arkansas Travelers
Asheville Tourists
Augusta GreenJackets
Beloit Sky Carp*
Billings Mustangs
Biloxi Shuckers
Binghamton Rumble Ponies
Birmingham Barons
Boise Hawks
Bowie Baysox
Bowling Green Hot Rods
Bradenton Marauders
Bravos de León
Brooklyn Cyclones
Buffalo Bisons
Capitales de Quebec
Carolina Mudcats
Cedar Rapids Kernels
Charleston Dirty Birds
Charleston RiverDogs
Charlotte Knights
Charros de Jalisco*
Chattanooga Lookouts
Chicago Dogs
Clearwater Threshers
Cleburne Railroaders
Columbia Fireflies
Columbus Clippers
Conspiradores de Querétaro*
Corpus Christi Hooks
Dayton Dragons
Daytona Tortugas
Delmarva Shorebirds
Diablos Rojos del México
Dorados de Chihuahua*
Down East Wood Ducks
Dunedin Blue Jays
Durham Bulls
El Paso Chihuahuas
Empire State Greys*
Erie SeaWolves
Eugene Emeralds
Evansville Otters*
Everett AquaSox
Fargo-Moorhead RedHawks
Fayetteville Woodpeckers
Florence Y'Alls
Fort Myers Mighty Mussels
Fort Wayne TinCaps
Fredericksburg Nationals
Fresno Grizzlies
Frisco RoughRiders
Gary SouthShore RailCats
Gastonia Baseball Club*
Gateway Grizzlies
Generales de Durango
Glacier Range Riders
Grand Junction Jackalopes
Great Falls Voyagers
Great Lakes Loons*
Greensboro Grasshoppers*
Greenville Drive
Guerreros de Oaxaca
Gwinnett Stripers
Hagerstown Flying Boxcars*
Harrisburg Senators
Hartford Yard Goats
Hickory Crawdads
High Point Rockers
Hillsboro Hops
Hudson Valley Renegades
Idaho Falls Chukars
Indianapolis Indians
Inland Empire 66ers of San

Iowa Cubs
Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp
Jersey Shore BlueClaws*
Joliet Slammers
Jupiter Hammerheads
Kannapolis Cannon Ballers
Kansas City Monarchs
Lake County Captains
Lake Country DockHounds
Lake Elsinore Storm
Lake Erie Crushers
Lakeland Flying Tigers
Lancaster Stormers*
Lansing Lugnuts
Las Vegas Aviators
Lehigh Valley IronPigs
Leones de Yucatán
Lexington Legends
Lincoln Saltdogs*
Long Island Ducks
Louisville Bats
Lynchburg Hillcats
Memphis Redbirds
Midland RockHounds
Milwaukee Milkmen
Mississippi Braves
Missoula Paddleheads
Modesto Nuts
Montgomery Biscuits
Myrtle Beach Pelicans
Nashville Sounds
New England Knockouts*
New Hampshire Fisher Cats
New Jersey Jackals
New York Boulders
Norfolk Tides
Northern Colorado Owlz
Northwest Arkansas Naturals*
Oakland Ballers
Ogden Raptors
Oklahoma City Baseball Club*
Olmecas de Tabasco
Omaha Storm Chasers
Ottawa Titans
Palm Beach Cardinals
Pensacola Blue Wahoos
Peoria Chiefs
Pericos de Puebla
Piratas de Campeche
Portland Sea Dogs
Quad City River Bandits
Rancho Cucamonga Quakes
Reading Fightin Phils
Reno Aces
Richmond Flying Squirrels
Rieleros de Aguascalientes
Rochester Red Wings
Rocket City Trash Pandas
Rocky Mountain Vibes
Rome Emperors*
Round Rock Express
Sacramento River Cats
Salem Red Sox
Salt Lake Bees
San Antonio Missions
San Jose Giants
Saraperos de Saltillo
Schaumburg Boomers
Scranton/Wilkes-Barre RailRiders
Sioux City Explorers
Sioux Falls Canaries
Somerset Patriots
South Bend Cubs
Southern Maryland Blue Crabs
Spokane Indians
Springfield Cardinals
St. Lucie Mets
St. Paul Saints
Staten Island FerryHawks
Stockton Ports
Sugar Land Skeeters
Sultanes de Monterrey
Sussex County Miners*
Syracuse Mets
Tacoma Rainiers
Tampa Tarpons
Tecolotes de los Dos Laredos
Tennessee Smokies
Tigres de Quintana Roo
Toledo Mud Hens
Toros de Tijuana
Tri-City Dust Devils
Tri-City ValleyCats
Vancouver Canadians
Visalia Rawhide
Washington Wild Things
West Michigan Whitecaps
Wichita Wind Surge
Wilmington Blue Rocks
Windy City Thunderbolts
Winnipeg Goldeyes
Winston-Salem Dash
Wisconsin Timber Rattlers
Worcester Red Sox*
Yolo High Wheelers
York Revolution
Louisville Bats 44

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Posted 2017 April 9

I've got a friend who has a terminal case of cantstopmakingpunsitis. He's the sort of person where you could post to Facebook that your grandmother just died of emphysema and there's a decent chance he'd comment "It wasn't unexpected, she'd been coffin for weeks!" I'm not entirely certain if it's a joke when I say his tendency is a "terminal case"; he's so bad I could easily see him getting himself killed with one of his puns if he says it at just the wrong time. Because of him and a few other friends who aren't as bad as him but aren't much better, I'm always tired of hearing puns. I'm not sure precisely what my tolerance level for puns may be, but whatever it is that level is always being exceeded.

Nonetheless, sometimes a piece of wordplay has just the right combination of being clever but not strained, and I can appreciate it. For example, there's a sour beer out there called "Tarte Nouveau", and I rather like the name (it helps that the beer also tastes pretty good). I appreciate the double meaning of the Miles Davis album titles Miles Ahead and "Miles in the Sky. And then there's this team name. Naming a baseball team the Bats seems such a straightforward, unforced sort of wordplay that I'm surprised it doesn't get done more often.

And in this instance it's not just a double meaning but a triple meaning. After all, what's the most famous manufacturer of baseball bats in the world? Here's a hint: It wasn't a Rawlings that Carrie Underwood took to both headlights in "Before He Cheats". Indeed, given copyright issues "Louisville Bats" is probably as close as the team could legally get to calling itself the Louisville Sluggers. (The Bats, incidentally, play at Louisville Slugger Field, because it would be a cosmic injustice if the naming rights to a baseball stadium in Louisville, Kentucky belonged to any other company.)

The logo isn't quite so no-nonsense, but it's close. Okay, so technically you've got a bat (the mammal) holding a bat (the piece of sports equipment) in front of a boring old BIC.* But if you squint just a little it's easy to see this as a bat (the mammal) flying across the moon. The way the baseball's stitching is placed also hints at a crescent moon, thus adding to the double meaning of the baseball. In short, I totally forgive them for the baseball in the background. The only real issue I see is the size of the bat in relation to the size of the bat. If that's a regulation-size bat that the bat is carrying, then said bat has a wingspan of approximately four feet. There are bats that big, but not in America. Furthermore, a bat that size almost certainly couldn't lift a baseball bat, which weighs about almost as much as the largest bats in the world.

I wish they'd remove the baseball bat, and put the bat in front of an actual moon instead of a baseball. But these are fairly minor quibbles. It's a great name, and a good logo.

* Baseball In Circle.

Final Score: 4 points.
Penalties: Reference, 10 pts; Wordplay, 23 pts; Equipment (egregious), 27 pts.
Bonuses: Name, -10 pts; Local, -6 pts.

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