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Aberdeen IronBirds
Acereros del Norte*
Águila de Veracruz*
Aigles de Trois-Rivieres*
Akron RubberDucks
Albuquerque Isotopes
Alexandria Aces*
Algodoneros de Unión Laguna*
Altoona Curve
Amarillo Sod Poodles
Arkansas Travelers
Asheville Tourists
Augusta GreenJackets
Bay Area Toros*
Beloit Snappers
Billings Mustangs
Biloxi Shuckers
Binghamton Rumble Ponies*
Birmingham Barons
Boise Hawks
Bowie Baysox
Bowling Green Hot Rods
Bradenton Marauders
Bravos de León
Brooklyn Cyclones
Buffalo Bisons
Capitales de Quebec
Carolina Mudcats
Cedar Rapids Kernels
Charleston RiverDogs
Charlotte Knights*
Chattanooga Lookouts
Clearwater Threshers
Cleburne Railroaders*
Columbia Fireflies*
Columbus Clippers
Connecticut Tigers
Corpus Christi Hooks
Dayton Dragons
Daytona Tortugas
Delmarva Shorebirds
Diablos Rojos del México
Down East Wood Ducks*
Dunedin Blue Jays
Durham Bulls
Erie SeaWolves
Eugene Emeralds
Evansville Otters
Everett AquaSox
Fayetteville Woodpeckers*
Fargo-Moorhead RedHawks
Fayetteville Astros*
Florence Freedom
Fort Myers Mighty Mussels*
Fort Wayne TinCaps
Frederick Keys
Fredericksburg Nationals*
Fresno Grizzlies*
Frisco RoughRiders
Gary SouthShore RailCats
Gastonia Honey Hunters*
Gateway Grizzlies
Generales de Durango*
Grand Junction Rockies
Great Falls Voyagers
Great Lakes Loons
Greensboro Grasshoppers
Greenville Drive
Guerreros de Oaxaca
Gwinnett Stripers*
Harrisburg Senators
Hartford Yard Goats*
Hickory Crawdads
High Point Rockers
Hillsboro Hops
Houston Apollos*
Hudson Valley Renegades*
Idaho Falls Chukars
Indianapolis Indians
Inland Empire 66ers*
Iowa Cubs
Jackson Generals
Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp*
Joliet Slammers
Jupiter Hammerheads
Kane County Cougars
Kannapolis Cannon Ballers*
Kansas City T-Bones*
Lake County Captains
Lake Elsinore Storm
Lake Erie Crushers
Lakeland Flying Tigers
Lakewood BlueClaws
Lancaster Barnstormers
Lancaster JetHawks
Lansing Lugnuts
Laredo Lemurs
Las Vegas 51s
Lehigh Valley IronPigs
Leones de Yucatán
Lexington Legends*
Lincoln Saltdogs
Long Beach Armada*
Long Island Ducks
Louisville Bats
Lowell Spinners*
Lynchburg Hillcats*
Mariachis de Guadalajara*
Memphis Redbirds
Midland RockHounds
Milwaukee Milkmen*
Mississippi Braves
Missoula Paddleheads*
Mobile BayBears
Modesto Nuts
Montgomery Biscuits
Myrtle Beach Pelicans
Nashville Sounds*
New Hampshire Fisher Cats
New Jersey Jackals*
New Orleans Baby Cakes
New York Boulders
Norfolk Tides
Normal CornBelters
Northern Colorado Owlz* Northwest Arkansas Naturals
Norwich Sea Unicorns*
Ogden Raptors*
Oklahoma City Dodgers
Olmecas de Tabasco*
Omaha Storm Chasers
Palm Beach Cardinals
Pensacola Blue Wahoos
Peoria Chiefs
Pericos de Puebla
Piratas de Campeche
Portland Sea Dogs
Potros de Tijuana*
Quad City River Bandits
Rancho Cucamonga Quakes
Reading Fightin Phils
Reno Aces
Richmond Flying Squirrels
Rieleros de Aguascalientes
Rochester Red Wings
Rocky Mountain Vibes
Rome Braves
Round Rock Express
Sacramento River Cats
Salem Red Sox
Salt Lake Bees
San Antonio Missions
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Sarasota Reds*
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Sioux City Explorers
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Sugar Land Skeeters
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Syracuse Chiefs
Tacoma Rainiers*
Tampa Tarpons*
Tecolotes de los Dos Laredos*
Tennessee Smokies*
Texarkana Gunslingers*
Tigres de Quintana Roo
Toledo Mud Hens
Toros de Tijuana*
Traverse City Beach Bums
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Vallejo Admirals*
Vancouver Canadians
Visalia Rawhide
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West Virginia Power
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York Revolution
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Posted 2015 August 2

Like many teams, the baseball team in Normal, Illinois held a name-the-team contest to settle on what the name would be. There were a couple of attempts (more on this in a bit) to run the contest, and the options changed between attempts, but a complete list of options that existed in at least one of the contests is as follows:

Normal CamelBacks
Normal Coal Bears
Normal CornBelters
Normal Fellers
Normal Nighthawks
Normal Nutz

Camelbacks? Fellers? Excuse me, but how did this city ever come to be called "Normal" in the first place? Was it intended ironically, like calling a large person "Tiny" or a bald person "Curly"? Or is this the town equivalent of Network Decay, wherein a cable channel starts out with niche programming (history, documentaries, music can pick your niche because basically every single cable channel whose niche wasn't sports has fallen prey to this) and over time descends into showing nothing remotely related to what the channel is named after? Or maybe I'm so weird that I have no idea what normal is and thus don't realize that these are in fact normal team names. The latter is a possibility, because I admit I don't have the best grasp on what normal is (if I did, I might undrstand why people watch Duck Dynasty, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, and basketball; believe me, I have no idea). Except then I look at these team names again Just no. No way are these normal team names. The city's name must be ironic.

As I said, not all of these options were available at the same time. At first, the options were the Coal Bears, CornBelters, Nighthawks, and Nutz. The problem came from "Coal Bears". That name was suggested by fans of Stephen Colbert (think about how "Colbert" is pronounced if you don't get it). After one day, "Coal Bears" had something like 95% of the vote, but then "Nutz" surged ahead to take roughly three quarters of the vote. Fans of the "Coal Bears" name alleged some kind of conspiracy, so the owner announced he was starting the poll over, this time removing the "Nighthawks" option on the grounds that it apparently is a term used by the Klan, and adding Fellers and CamelBacks. The website for the poll was also modified to make it harder to stuff the ballot. This worked about as well as you'd expect. In any case, in the end "CornBelters" was named the winner, which is just as well because it's not like any of the names it beat out were any better.

And then it was time to design a logo for this team, and what can I say? Apparently someone figured a name this dumb should have a logo to match. As a result, we get an ear of corn that looks like it's been smoking pot and hasn't combed it's hair in three days. Oh, and it has eyebrows (a neat trick in and of itself) which somehow manage to go past the edge of the, um, face? I'm hesitant to make hyperbolic statements like "This is the most ridiculous logo ever", but if I was the type of person to say such things, I'd be saying it right now. If you want to say that this is the most ridiculous logo ever, I don't have a counterargument. I can't think of any logo more ridiculous than this, and I'm not inclined to go looking because if there is one out there, I'd rather not know about it. Let's just say that the logo is even further proof that the city is named ironically and call it a day.

Final Score: 143 points.
Penalties: Ers, 26 pts; Software, 27 pts; Humanoid, 30 pts; Cartoon, 47 pts; Name, 10 pts; Logo, 12 pts.
Bonuses: Local, -9 pts.

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