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Aberdeen IronBirds*
Acereros del Norte
Águila de Veracruz*
Aigles de Trois-Rivières
Akron RubberDucks
Albuquerque Isotopes
Algodoneros de Unión Laguna
Altoona Curve
Amarillo Sod Poodles
Arkansas Travelers
Asheville Tourists
Augusta GreenJackets
Beloit Snappers
Billings Mustangs
Biloxi Shuckers
Binghamton Rumble Ponies
Birmingham Barons
Boise Hawks
Bowie Baysox
Bowling Green Hot Rods
Bradenton Marauders
Bravos de León
Brooklyn Cyclones
Buffalo Bisons
Capitales de Quebec
Carolina Mudcats
Cedar Rapids Kernels
Charleston Dirty Birds*
Charleston RiverDogs
Charlotte Knights
Chattanooga Lookouts
Chicago Dogs
Clearwater Threshers
Cleburne Railroaders
Columbia Fireflies
Columbus Clippers
Corpus Christi Hooks
Dayton Dragons
Daytona Tortugas
Delmarva Shorebirds
Diablos Rojos del México
Down East Wood Ducks
Dunedin Blue Jays
Durham Bulls
El Paso Chihuahuas
Erie SeaWolves
Eugene Emeralds
Evansville Otters*
Everett AquaSox
Fargo-Moorhead RedHawks
Fayetteville Woodpeckers
Florence Y'Alls
Fort Myers Mighty Mussels
Fort Wayne TinCaps
Fredericksburg Nationals*
Fresno Grizzlies
Frisco RoughRiders
Frontier Greys*
Gary SouthShore RailCats
Gastonia Honey Hunters
Gateway Grizzlies
Generales de Durango
Glacier Range Riders*
Grand Junction Rockies
Great Falls Voyagers
Great Lakes Loons
Greensboro Grasshoppers
Greenville Drive
Guerreros de Oaxaca
Gwinnett Stripers
Harrisburg Senators
Hartford Yard Goats
Hickory Crawdads
High Point Rockers
Hillsboro Hops
Hudson Valley Renegades
Idaho Falls Chukars
Indianapolis Indians
Inland Empire 66ers of San

Iowa Cubs
Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp
Jersey Shore BlueClaws*
Joliet Slammers
Jupiter Hammerheads
Kane County Cougars*
Kannapolis Cannon Ballers
Kansas City Monarchs
Lake County Captains
Lake Country Dockhounds*
Lake Elsinore Storm
Lake Erie Crushers
Lakeland Flying Tigers
Lancaster Barnstormers
Lansing Lugnuts
Las Vegas Aviators
Lehigh Valley IronPigs
Leones de Yucatán
Lexington Legends
Lincoln Saltdogs
Long Island Ducks
Louisville Bats
Lynchburg Hillcats
Mariachis de Guadalajara
Memphis Redbirds
Midland RockHounds*
Milwaukee Milkmen
Mississippi Braves
Missoula Paddleheads*
Modesto Nuts
Montgomery Biscuits
Myrtle Beach Pelicans
Nashville Sounds*
New Hampshire Fisher Cats
New Jersey Jackals*
New York Boulders
Norfolk Tides
Northern Colorado Owlz
Northwest Arkansas Naturals
Ogden Raptors
Oklahoma City Dodgers
Olmecas de Tabasco
Omaha Storm Chasers
Ottawa Titans*
Palm Beach Cardinals
Pensacola Blue Wahoos
Peoria Chiefs
Pericos de Puebla
Piratas de Campeche
Portland Sea Dogs
Quad City River Bandits
Rancho Cucamonga Quakes
Reading Fightin Phils
Reno Aces
Richmond Flying Squirrels
Rieleros de Aguascalientes
Rochester Red Wings
Rocket City Trash Pandas*
Rocky Mountain Vibes
Rome Braves
Round Rock Express
Sacramento River Cats
Salem Red Sox
Salt Lake Bees
San Antonio Missions
San Jose Giants
Saraperos de Saltillo
Schaumburg Boomers
Scranton/Wilkes-Barre RailRiders
Sioux City Explorers
Sioux Falls Canaries
Somerset Patriots
South Bend Cubs
Southern Maryland Blue Crabs
Spokane Indians
Springfield Cardinals
St. Lucie Mets
St. Paul Saints
Staten Island Ferry Hawks*
Stockton Ports
Sugar Land Skeeters
Sultanes de Monterrey
Sussex County Miners
Syracuse Mets*
Tacoma Rainiers
Tampa Tarpons*
Tecolotes de los Dos Laredos*
Tennessee Smokies
Tigres de Quintana Roo
Toledo Mud Hens
Toros de Tijuana
Trenton Thunder
Tri-City Dust Devils
Tri-City ValleyCats
Vancouver Canadians
Visalia Rawhide
Washington Wild Things
West Michigan Whitecaps
Wichita Wind Surge
Wild Health Genomes*
Wilmington Blue Rocks
Windy City Thunderbolts
Winnipeg Goldeyes*
Winston-Salem Dash*
Wisconsin Timber Rattlers
Worcester Red Sox*
York Revolution
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Posted 2019 May 16

To the right you will see a picture of the South Bend Cubs' team store. You may be thinking, "Um, that...that doesn't look like a store." And you'd technically be wrong, because it is a store and "what a store looks like" is defined by, um, stores and what they look like. What I'm saying is that on some level it's impossible for a store to not look like a store.

"But," you might be saying, "that store looks like a synagogue." And you might further argue that since synagogues don't look like stores, this must not actually look like a store. And if I was in a good or even halfway decent mood, I'd agree. But if I was in just the wrong mood, I might try to make some hopelessly convoluted argument that you're being anti-Semitic, because as I already said stores look like stores, and based on the transitive property if you're saying a store looks a synagogue then you're saying synagogues look like stores, and that's plainly not true because synagogues look like synagogues, and given the centuries of negatives stereotypes about Jews it's the most insulting thing imaginable to say synagogues look like stores, and aren't you ashamed of yourself? And I'm not sure precisely what you'd say in response to that, but I think I do know what you'd think. You'd think that I was being an asshole. And you'd be right. Fortunately, I rarely get in that mood.

And since I'm not in that mood right now, let me just say: yeah, it looks like a synagogue and not like a store. And there's a very good reason for that, which is that the building used to be a synagogue. It was built in 1901 and served as home to the B'nai Israel (later B'Nai Yisrael) congregation until 1990. The building is on the National Register of Historic Places, and as such the store is likely the only team store in the United States that's located in a NRHP building (or at least, the only one located in a NRHP building that isn't a ballpark).

As for why the team store is in a former synagogue, it's because it's next door from the stadium. If you're sitting in the stands along the first base line you'll see it beyond left field. It's the building with the ad for Toyota on its roof. No, I'm not making that up. The team (then known as the South Bend Silver Hawks) moved into the then-new stadium in 1988, and renovated the former synagogue in 2012. I'm sure some people reading this have a problem with the idea of a team store in an old synagogue, and I can see where they're coming from, but all things considered I think it's a good thing. Remember, the congregation had left the building over twenty years earlier, so it's not like the team kicked them out. And aside from a brief period in the mid-aughts where the building had been used as a private residence, it had sat empty for those twenty years. Being used as a store may not be the most respectful fate for a synagogue, but it beats sitting empty and falling into disrepair.

The Silver Hawks changed their name in 2015 when they switched their affiliation from the Arizona Diamondbacks to the Chicago Cubs. I suppose I can understand why, seeing as how Chicago is less than two hours away. And it's not like Silver Hawks was such a great name in the first place. But it's always a little disappointing to see a minor league team just brand itself with its parent team's name. The logo is also little more than the Chicago Cubs' logo, the only difference being a circle added on the outside which says "South Bend" and has some leaves on the bottom half for some reason that escapes me. I guess they just decided it needed something to balance out the name on the top half. They're probably right. They probably could have come up with something better than leaves, though.

Oh, one last thing about the synagogue. Well, it's not really even about the synagogue, actually. It turns out the store isn't the only former synagogue on the same block as the ballpark. If you stand in the parking lot that runs parallel to the third-base line and turn to your left, you'll see Sweet Home Ministry, whose building was the original home of the Hebrew Orthodox Congregation in South Bend. Also, if you're sitting in the stands along the third base line and look ahead, you can see Zion Hill Missionary Baptist Church, which as best as I can tell was built to be a church.

So if either of those churches ever close or move and the team needs to expand its store, they have options, and it won't be any more blasphemous than anything they've already done.

Final Score: 78 points.
Penalties: Offspring, 12 pts; Equipment (doubly-egregious), 42 pts; Letter, 24 pts.
Bonuses: None.

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