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Notice: All logos on this page are included within the parameters of 17 U.S.C. § 107, which states that the reproduction of a copyrighted work for purposes of criticism and/or comment is not an infringement of copyright. No challenge to the copyrights of these logos is intended by their inclusion here. Posted 2013 August 26 In the United states, when you think of coal you probably think of either Kentucky or West Virginia, or maybe Pennsylvania. You don't necessarily think of Illinois. It may surprise you, then, to learn that there are coal reserves under a bigger percentage of Illinois than Kentucky. Basically, if you're in Illinois and you're not near Chicago or the Mississippi River, you're over a coal deposit. Meanwhile, with the exception of a small patch near the Illinois border, there's no coal in the western two thirds of Kentucky. There's actually quite a history of coal mining in the southern part of Illinois. That's why this team went with the name "Miners". It's not the most imposing name, but it fits the area. More importantly, they avoided the temptation to call themselves the Southern Illinois Coal Kings, which would have been incredibly lame even if it did result in a fairly nifty set of initials. That's not to say they have avoided lameness in every aspect. Their logo, for starters, is ridiculous. A miner with a thick, grey beard and arms that scream "steroid abuse" is holding a baseball bat that's been jury-rigged into being a pick axe, and he's swinging (left-handed...what is it with all the left-handed logos, anyway?) at a baseball bat which is embedded in coal. Ho hum, how original. And then there are the mascots.
How about a canary? Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the next mascot is indeed the canary in the coal mine. His name is "Lucky the Canary", and if he hasn't fallen down dead yet then I guess we have to accept that he is indeed lucky. He's lucky I'm not in charge of the mascots, that's for certain. If I were in charge of the mascots (and here's some helpful advice to any team owners reading this: don't ever put me in charge of the mascots), then the first time the team was having a bad season I'd have "Lucky" die in a dramatic fashion during the seventh-inning stretch one night to send a message to the players. And I'd go overboard with it. I'd have six other people dress up in canary outfits, walk out to the now-deceased Lucky carrying a coffin, set Lucky in the coffin, and carry him back to the musical accompaniment of the second movement of Beethoven's Seventh.
(The generally-accepted answer, incidentally, seems to be that you bury it.)
But you know what? I just came up with a great idea on precisely how we make Lucky die that dramatic death.
Final Score: 53 points.
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