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Aberdeen IronBirds*
Acereros del Norte
Águila de Veracruz
Aigles de Trois-Rivières
Akron RubberDucks
Albuquerque Isotopes
Algodoneros de Unión Laguna
Altoona Curve
Amarillo Sod Poodles
Arkansas Travelers
Asheville Tourists
Augusta GreenJackets
Beloit Sky Carp*
Billings Mustangs
Biloxi Shuckers
Binghamton Rumble Ponies
Birmingham Barons
Boise Hawks
Bowie Baysox
Bowling Green Hot Rods
Bradenton Marauders
Bravos de León
Brooklyn Cyclones
Buffalo Bisons
Capitales de Quebec
Carolina Mudcats
Cedar Rapids Kernels
Charleston Dirty Birds
Charleston RiverDogs
Charlotte Knights
Charros de Jalisco*
Chattanooga Lookouts
Chicago Dogs
Clearwater Threshers
Cleburne Railroaders
Columbia Fireflies
Columbus Clippers
Conspiradores de Querétaro*
Corpus Christi Hooks
Dayton Dragons
Daytona Tortugas
Delmarva Shorebirds
Diablos Rojos del México
Dorados de Chihuahua*
Down East Wood Ducks
Dunedin Blue Jays
Durham Bulls
El Paso Chihuahuas
Empire State Greys*
Erie SeaWolves
Eugene Emeralds
Evansville Otters*
Everett AquaSox
Fargo-Moorhead RedHawks
Fayetteville Woodpeckers
Florence Y'Alls
Fort Myers Mighty Mussels
Fort Wayne TinCaps
Fredericksburg Nationals
Fresno Grizzlies
Frisco RoughRiders
Gary SouthShore RailCats
Gastonia Baseball Club*
Gateway Grizzlies
Generales de Durango
Glacier Range Riders
Grand Junction Jackalopes
Great Falls Voyagers
Great Lakes Loons*
Greensboro Grasshoppers*
Greenville Drive
Guerreros de Oaxaca
Gwinnett Stripers
Hagerstown Flying Boxcars*
Harrisburg Senators
Hartford Yard Goats
Hickory Crawdads
High Point Rockers
Hillsboro Hops
Hudson Valley Renegades
Idaho Falls Chukars
Indianapolis Indians
Inland Empire 66ers of San

Iowa Cubs
Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp
Jersey Shore BlueClaws*
Joliet Slammers
Jupiter Hammerheads
Kannapolis Cannon Ballers
Kansas City Monarchs
Lake County Captains
Lake Country DockHounds
Lake Elsinore Storm
Lake Erie Crushers
Lakeland Flying Tigers
Lancaster Stormers*
Lansing Lugnuts
Las Vegas Aviators
Lehigh Valley IronPigs
Leones de Yucatán
Lexington Legends
Lincoln Saltdogs*
Long Island Ducks
Louisville Bats
Lynchburg Hillcats
Memphis Redbirds
Midland RockHounds
Milwaukee Milkmen
Mississippi Braves
Missoula Paddleheads
Modesto Nuts
Montgomery Biscuits
Myrtle Beach Pelicans
Nashville Sounds
New England Knockouts*
New Hampshire Fisher Cats
New Jersey Jackals
New York Boulders
Norfolk Tides
Northern Colorado Owlz
Northwest Arkansas Naturals*
Oakland Ballers
Ogden Raptors
Oklahoma City Baseball Club*
Olmecas de Tabasco
Omaha Storm Chasers
Ottawa Titans
Palm Beach Cardinals
Pensacola Blue Wahoos
Peoria Chiefs
Pericos de Puebla
Piratas de Campeche
Portland Sea Dogs
Quad City River Bandits
Rancho Cucamonga Quakes
Reading Fightin Phils
Reno Aces
Richmond Flying Squirrels
Rieleros de Aguascalientes
Rochester Red Wings
Rocket City Trash Pandas
Rocky Mountain Vibes
Rome Emperors*
Round Rock Express
Sacramento River Cats
Salem Red Sox
Salt Lake Bees
San Antonio Missions
San Jose Giants
Saraperos de Saltillo
Schaumburg Boomers
Scranton/Wilkes-Barre RailRiders
Sioux City Explorers
Sioux Falls Canaries
Somerset Patriots
South Bend Cubs
Southern Maryland Blue Crabs
Spokane Indians
Springfield Cardinals
St. Lucie Mets
St. Paul Saints
Staten Island FerryHawks
Stockton Ports
Sugar Land Skeeters
Sultanes de Monterrey
Sussex County Miners*
Syracuse Mets
Tacoma Rainiers
Tampa Tarpons
Tecolotes de los Dos Laredos
Tennessee Smokies
Tigres de Quintana Roo
Toledo Mud Hens
Toros de Tijuana
Tri-City Dust Devils
Tri-City ValleyCats
Vancouver Canadians
Visalia Rawhide
Washington Wild Things
West Michigan Whitecaps
Wichita Wind Surge
Wilmington Blue Rocks
Windy City Thunderbolts
Winnipeg Goldeyes
Winston-Salem Dash
Wisconsin Timber Rattlers
Worcester Red Sox*
Yolo High Wheelers
York Revolution
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Posted 2016 August 13

This past January, I started a new job, and as a result of that I spent the last week of January and first week of February in the Philadelphia area for training. Since I'm not a fan of chain restaurants and since I wanted to try a lot of new things, pretty much every night involved finding a restaurant that sounded interesting, entering it into the map app on my phone, and following directions. And missing turns, because I was completely unfamiliar with the area (it was my first time in the Philly area).

Because I was quite a ways out in the suburbs, a wrong turn could mean winding up in a fairly rural area. (You'd think there wouldn't be farmland that close to Philadelphia. You'd be wrong.) So one night I missed my turn, and suddenly I was in the middle of nowhere. When I say the middle of nowhere, understand that what I'm saying is that the road itself was the only sign of civilization. I didn't see houses, I didn't see stores, I didn't see anything except the road and snow-covered hills. In the day this might have been inspiring. At night it was unnerving. The map kept telling me to do a U-turn, but given that the snow that had been plowed off the road was piled up anging out in meter-high snowbanks where the shoulder should have been, this didn't seem like a wise move. So I kept going. There had to be an intersection I could use to make a U-turn eventually, right? Or a lone house whose driveway I could use to manage a three-point turn? But I didn't see anything. I kept driving.

Eventually I got to an intersection. But now I had travelled so far that the map wasn't telling me to turn around, it was telling me to turn left. Well, I figured, why not. There was no real advantage to turning around, so off I went, into the darkness. It was still just as desolate as before.

And then, out of nowhere, I came upon this:

What I didn't realize at the time was that the reason there were no houses or businesses is that I had inadvertantly turned into Valley Forge National Park. I had known it was somewhere in the general vicinity, but I was too focused on dinner to realize it was literally across the street when I made that wrong turn, and thus in making that wrong turn I turned into the park. The monument I saw was the National Memorial Arch, dedicated to all the soldiers and officers who had spent the winter of 1777-78 in Valley Forge.

To call that moment awe-inspiring is perhaps an exaggeration, but not much of one. It was utterly unexpected, and utterly beautiful.

You may be thinking to yourself, that's a nice story, but what does a monument in Pennsylvania have to do with a baseball team in New Jersey? It has to do with inspiration, dear reader. I've never particularly thought of battlefields as particular inspiring places. I mean, people die there, right? For all the romance we instill into being willing to die for one's country, it's the willingness that inspires the romance. The actual dying part is a lot messier. It doesn't help that I live in an area where most of the battlefields are from the end of the Civil War and thus not particularly inspiring no matter which side you support (most battles here could be summed up as "the Confederates were retreating and the Union soldiers were burning everything they could find that wasn't made of asbestos"). But when I was in Philadelphia and had the opportunity to visit some places associated with the Revolution (I spent Saturday visiting Independence Hall; Sunday I gave Valley Forge a proper visit), I realized that in fact such places could be inspiring. I probably wouldn't have been impressed with this logo a year ago. Today, I am.

You may also wonder whence the name. Were there really that many battles in New Jersey? Um, yeah. Only the much bigger (both in terms of area and population at the time) states of South Carolina, Virginia, and New York saw more battles. By far, New Jersey saw the most battle per acre and the most per capita. And in the case of Bridgeport Township, where this team is located (they're called "Somerset" because Bridgeport Township is in Somerset County), there's the fact that the first time a United States flag was raised, it was less than two miles from where the stadium sits today. With that in mind, I like almost everything about this name and logo. Naming yourself after patriotism often seems like a cynical attempt to get people to like you by being flag-wavers, but here I think it's legit. Sticking an actual flag in your logo also seems like a cynical move, but given the history, how could they not? And the man in the tri-corner hat...well, of course you're going to put a patriot in the logo of a team called the Patriots.

But they had to screw it up, didn't they? You know exactly what I'm talking about. It's that damned baseball bat. Not only is it totally unnecessary, not only does it detract from the appearance of the patriot just by being there, but it's also being held in the most ridiculous position imaginable. Imagine a left-handed batter trying to bunt the ball while keeping both his hands in the same spot he would to swing at it. That's exactly how this bat is beind held.

That bat is really the only flaw here, but it's a fairly big flaw if you ask me. They really need to get rid of it. Do that, and you've got near perfection on your hands.

Final Score: 5 points.
Penalties: Region, 8 pts; Equipment, 13 pts.
Bonuses: Name, -10 pts; Local, -6 pts.

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