Teams with asterisks are not yet posted

Aberdeen IronBirds*
Acereros del Norte
Águila de Veracruz*
Aigles de Trois-Rivières
Akron RubberDucks
Albuquerque Isotopes
Algodoneros de Unión Laguna
Altoona Curve
Amarillo Sod Poodles
Arkansas Travelers
Asheville Tourists
Augusta GreenJackets
Beloit Snappers
Billings Mustangs
Biloxi Shuckers
Binghamton Rumble Ponies
Birmingham Barons
Boise Hawks
Bowie Baysox
Bowling Green Hot Rods
Bradenton Marauders
Bravos de León
Brooklyn Cyclones
Buffalo Bisons
Capitales de Quebec
Carolina Mudcats
Cedar Rapids Kernels
Charleston Dirty Birds*
Charleston RiverDogs
Charlotte Knights
Chattanooga Lookouts
Chicago Dogs
Clearwater Threshers
Cleburne Railroaders
Columbia Fireflies
Columbus Clippers
Corpus Christi Hooks
Dayton Dragons
Daytona Tortugas
Delmarva Shorebirds
Diablos Rojos del México
Down East Wood Ducks
Dunedin Blue Jays
Durham Bulls
El Paso Chihuahuas
Erie SeaWolves
Eugene Emeralds
Evansville Otters*
Everett AquaSox
Fargo-Moorhead RedHawks
Fayetteville Woodpeckers
Florence Y'Alls
Fort Myers Mighty Mussels
Fort Wayne TinCaps
Fredericksburg Nationals*
Fresno Grizzlies
Frisco RoughRiders
Frontier Greys*
Gary SouthShore RailCats
Gastonia Honey Hunters
Gateway Grizzlies
Generales de Durango
Glacier Range Riders*
Grand Junction Rockies
Great Falls Voyagers
Great Lakes Loons
Greensboro Grasshoppers
Greenville Drive
Guerreros de Oaxaca
Gwinnett Stripers
Harrisburg Senators
Hartford Yard Goats
Hickory Crawdads
High Point Rockers
Hillsboro Hops
Hudson Valley Renegades
Idaho Falls Chukars
Indianapolis Indians
Inland Empire 66ers of San

Iowa Cubs
Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp
Jersey Shore BlueClaws*
Joliet Slammers
Jupiter Hammerheads
Kane County Cougars*
Kannapolis Cannon Ballers
Kansas City Monarchs
Lake County Captains
Lake Country Dockhounds*
Lake Elsinore Storm
Lake Erie Crushers
Lakeland Flying Tigers
Lancaster Barnstormers
Lansing Lugnuts
Las Vegas Aviators
Lehigh Valley IronPigs
Leones de Yucatán
Lexington Legends
Lincoln Saltdogs
Long Island Ducks
Louisville Bats
Lynchburg Hillcats
Mariachis de Guadalajara
Memphis Redbirds
Midland RockHounds*
Milwaukee Milkmen
Mississippi Braves
Missoula Paddleheads*
Modesto Nuts
Montgomery Biscuits
Myrtle Beach Pelicans
Nashville Sounds*
New Hampshire Fisher Cats
New Jersey Jackals*
New York Boulders
Norfolk Tides
Northern Colorado Owlz
Northwest Arkansas Naturals
Ogden Raptors
Oklahoma City Dodgers
Olmecas de Tabasco
Omaha Storm Chasers
Ottawa Titans*
Palm Beach Cardinals
Pensacola Blue Wahoos
Peoria Chiefs
Pericos de Puebla
Piratas de Campeche
Portland Sea Dogs
Quad City River Bandits
Rancho Cucamonga Quakes
Reading Fightin Phils
Reno Aces
Richmond Flying Squirrels
Rieleros de Aguascalientes
Rochester Red Wings
Rocket City Trash Pandas*
Rocky Mountain Vibes
Rome Braves
Round Rock Express
Sacramento River Cats
Salem Red Sox
Salt Lake Bees
San Antonio Missions
San Jose Giants
Saraperos de Saltillo
Schaumburg Boomers
Scranton/Wilkes-Barre RailRiders
Sioux City Explorers
Sioux Falls Canaries
Somerset Patriots
South Bend Cubs
Southern Maryland Blue Crabs
Spokane Indians
Springfield Cardinals
St. Lucie Mets
St. Paul Saints
Staten Island Ferry Hawks*
Stockton Ports
Sugar Land Skeeters
Sultanes de Monterrey
Sussex County Miners
Syracuse Mets*
Tacoma Rainiers
Tampa Tarpons*
Tecolotes de los Dos Laredos*
Tennessee Smokies
Tigres de Quintana Roo
Toledo Mud Hens
Toros de Tijuana
Trenton Thunder
Tri-City Dust Devils
Tri-City ValleyCats
Vancouver Canadians
Visalia Rawhide
Washington Wild Things
West Michigan Whitecaps
Wichita Wind Surge
Wild Health Genomes*
Wilmington Blue Rocks
Windy City Thunderbolts
Winnipeg Goldeyes*
Winston-Salem Dash*
Wisconsin Timber Rattlers
Worcester Red Sox*
York Revolution
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Posted 2013 July 16

One of the first reviews I wrote for this website was the Rochester Americans of the American Hockey League. In it, I commented that one of the problems with the name was that most players for the Rochester Americans were not, in fact, Americans (only six out of twenty-two were). The Vancouver Canadians suffer from a similar problem. Currently, out of the thirty players whose nationality I could determine, only three are Canadians. Two are Puerto Rican; one is Venezuelan; the remaining twenty-four are American. They do manage to avoid a couple of other problems with the Rochester Americans name (they don't play in the Canadian Baseall League; they are the only Canadian team in their league and indeed the only Canadian team in the affiliated minor leagues), but the name still doesn't work.

Teams named after nationalities, when it comes right down to it, rarely do work. It gets back to the whole nickname-as-totem thing. If you call yourself the Bears, you're saying you're big and strong (and that you sleep all winter, but let's not worry about that). If you call yourself the Cardinals, you're saying you have powers that most humans lack (flight and the ability to vote for the next pope). If you call yourself the Canadians, you're saying...what are you saying? That you rhyme "about" with "coat"? That you eat poutine? That you're not very good at baseball because you spent more time playing hockey as a kid?

There's another problem with naming your team after a nationality, which is that you don't get to make a very good logo. Look at all the teams in North America named after nationalities. You've got the Rochester Americans, whose logo is a striped shield and the word "Americans". You've got the Allen Americans, whose logo is a striped shield with a star-shaped "A". You've got the Montreal Canadiens, whose logo is a "C" with a small "H" inside it. You've got the Vancouver Canucks, whose logo is a "C" made out of a killer whale. And you've got these guys, whose logo is a "C" with a baseball in it. Given the similarity between the two "Americans" logos and the similarity between the three "Canadiens"/"Canadians"/"Canucks" logos, there's clearly not a lot you can do with these names.

As I see it, the solution here is obvious: the Vancouver Canadians should change their name. The city has teams named the Whitecaps, the Ravens, the Lions, and the Titans, so clearly there are things other than nationality to name a team in Vancouver, even if you wouldn't know it from looking at their NHL team. And every one of these teams has a logo which is either better than the Canadians' (every team except the Ravens) or at least making more of an effort (the Ravens). The only logo in town, aside from the Canadians, which can't claim either of these things? The Canucks. There's a lesson there, guys. Please learn it.

Final Score: 31 points.
Penalties: Equipment, 13 pts; Letter, 24 pts.
Bonuses: Local, -6 pts.

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