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Notice: All logos on this page are included within the parameters of 17 U.S.C. § 107, which states that the reproduction of a copyrighted work for purposes of criticism and/or comment is not an infringement of copyright. No challenge to the copyrights of these logos is intended by their inclusion here. Posted 2012 September 2 So I'm getting ready to write the review for the Winnipeg Goldeyes, and I start the way I usually do: I go to the website to see what they consider the logo to be (given the distinction between a logo and the cap insignia, it can be hard to tell sometimes), and to get a general idea of what the logo is and what I'm going to write about. So I go to the Winnipeg Goldeyes' website and OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING THERE'S A DEFORMED TELETUBBY FROM HELL ON THE WEBSITE SOMEBODY SAVE ME. What, you may ask, am I talking about? I am talking about this:
![]() Seriously, people, which level of Dante's hell did this monstrosity escape from? It looks like an orange Teletubby lost its head and, lacking an available pumpkin to use a là the Headless Horsemen, instead grabbed the main character from the video game Q*Bert and stuck him on its neck to use for a head. Then it grabbed two oversized baseballs and shoved them in its new ears so it wouldn't have to hear the scream of anguish coming from the Q*Bert. And then it decided that it had a midriff worth showing off and modified its shirt to expose everything below its nipples (if it has them, and I really don't want to know whether this thing has nipples). Thanks a lot, Goldeyes. I'm going to have nightmares until spring training because of this fucker.
If so, congratulation on picking a name that's ten thousand times more intimidating than one might think. But do the children of Winnipeg a favor and don't take any of them to a game. Take them to something with a more fan-friendly name, like your NHL team. Jets may be capable of delivering bombs that can wipe out an entire city, but I promise you they're not as nightmare-inducing as this thing.
Final Score: 116 points.
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